Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"See, guys, to be really hardcore, you have to bleed. From the head."
Jeff Squad of Squad Five-0 telling the boys of Luti-Kriss (a hard rock band) how to be hardcore, while bleeding from the head 3 songs into their set.



William @ 3/28/2001 12:58:00 AM +

Thursday, March 22

"Stop acting like you don't know what a catheter is. There's one sticking out of...[conversation went out of range at this point]"
a guy in my discrete math class and some girl walking behind him



William @ 3/22/2001 03:45:00 PM +

"If this is not a sexual ad then I'm chinese. "
Wayne King, journalism professor



William @ 3/22/2001 03:43:00 PM +

Tuesday, March 20

"Since when does a basketball sound like a mechanical puppy trying to walk through a wall?"
Me, asking Ashley what she was doing while talking on the phone



William @ 3/20/2001 09:02:00 PM +

"I'm not the best nailer."
Ashley Miller, discussing her carpentry skills



William @ 3/20/2001 09:00:00 PM +

Sunday, March 18

"Lobsters don't have crust on 'em!"
inept woman on The Newlywed Game who didn't know what her husband's favorite crustacean was.



William @ 3/18/2001 11:47:00 PM +

"I slept once and part of another time."
Ryan, describing his sleep patterns on the way to Panama City.



William @ 3/18/2001 11:44:00 PM +

Tuesday, March 6

"Jesus was deep. Deep, man."
My roommate, who is that special kind of stupid.



William @ 3/06/2001 12:04:00 AM +

Thursday, March 1

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William @ 3/01/2001 11:12:00 PM +

"With the information superhighway around rabid wolverines are just an HTTP request away...."
Josh, from the Stavesacre e-mail discussion group



William @ 3/01/2001 09:41:00 PM +