Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"C'mere, Fatsy."
"Are you calling me 'Fancy'?"
"No, but I am now."
My cousins Liz and Scott (Scott being the one referred to as Fancy)



William @ 6/27/2001 02:58:00 PM +

"I used to think I didn't have eyebrows when I was little."
My sister Amanda



William @ 6/27/2001 02:56:00 PM +

Wednesday, June 20

"Hey, I didn't know there was corn in cornbread!"
Tara Holt, upon finding kernels of corn in a piece of cornbread.



William @ 6/20/2001 11:48:00 PM +

"No wonder we can't answer any of these questions. This is the 'Genius' Edition."
"No, Scott, that says 'Genus'."
My cousin Scott and I discussing the Trivial Pursuit game we were playing.



William @ 6/20/2001 11:48:00 PM +

Monday, June 11

"If you're going to get philisophical, let's boogie."
Photon II, the online hamster at A-Ron's homepage



William @ 6/11/2001 01:05:00 AM +

"Scott, why does your gas look like skeletons?"
My cousin Liz, asking her brother about the graphical exhaust in Rush 2049



William @ 6/11/2001 12:43:00 AM +

Wednesday, June 6

"Well, my thinking is this: if it's empty, fill it with creme."
One of the characters in the Penny Arcade comic strip.



William @ 6/06/2001 11:49:00 PM +

"OK, if there isn't a vampire in our cabin, then I didn't find pirate treasure in my back yard when I went to the beach."
Some apparently-inane girl that was at summer camp with my cousin Ellen.



William @ 6/06/2001 11:47:00 PM +

Friday, June 1

"OK, I'm going to get a sausage ball, and then I'm going to leave, because your conversation is just depressing."
My sister Amanda discussing my attempts at weight loss tips



William @ 6/01/2001 07:41:00 PM +