Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"There are good witches and bad witches. Martha Stewart is a bad witch."
Some lady outside Borders



William @ 9/08/2001 02:44:00 AM +

"Oh, no! I got drippy on me."
Frank Downing, while under the influence of hydrocodeine



William @ 9/08/2001 02:43:00 AM +

"I'm not as good as a girl."
Nathan Parker, being his usual self



William @ 9/08/2001 02:42:00 AM +

"I know it by no other name. To me, it will always be Mr. Slurpee."
Ashley, discussing the suction hose at the dentist's



William @ 9/08/2001 02:41:00 AM +

"Mom, I think I've inherited your weak brain."
My sister Amanda, being her usual scathing self



William @ 9/08/2001 02:40:00 AM +

"Almost all of her brothers are uncles."
Jessica VonCannon, discussing her mother



William @ 9/08/2001 02:40:00 AM +

"I am pretty. I'm pretty, and witty, and bright. And anybody who doesn't like that can sit on it."
Me



William @ 9/08/2001 02:39:00 AM +

"Either he's grotesquely tall, or she's grotesquely short."
"I think she's sitting down."
Myself and Ashley (in that order)



William @ 9/08/2001 02:38:00 AM +