Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"You don't sing, Jay-Z; you unintelligibly mumble it.
William Veazey.



William @ 12/15/2001 01:12:00 AM +

"Yes, Jesus was all about some mother f***ing Welch's."
Tiana Dumancas in response to hearing that a young preacher didn't believe Jesus turned water into wine.



William @ 12/15/2001 01:10:00 AM +

Sunday, December 9

Woman A: "Is that a Dutch accent you have there?"
Woman B: "Why yes it is."
Woman A: "You must be from Switzerland."
Woman B: "No, Amsterdam."
A clerk and a customer in Hanes Mall




William @ 12/09/2001 02:50:00 AM +

"I'm so cool that my pants are envious."
Ashley S. Miller




William @ 12/09/2001 02:48:00 AM +

Friday, December 7

"Fat is like Jell-O; it squeezes into small places."
Tiana Dumancas



William @ 12/07/2001 10:47:00 PM +

Wednesday, December 5

"William, you look like a retard from the dumb school."
Ashley Miller



William @ 12/05/2001 09:36:00 PM +

"I swear, all I need is a shotgun and I'll be a perfect Nazi."
Karolina Smidowicz



William @ 12/05/2001 09:34:00 PM +

"After massage, come clean up fridge & throw away stinky, almost-walking meat."
Karolina Smidowicz



William @ 12/05/2001 09:32:00 PM +

Tuesday, December 4

"Bryant, if you take your pants off, you're going inside."
Suzanne Vinson, my neighbor, to her 5-year-old



William @ 12/04/2001 12:46:00 AM +

"I wear two hats, one on each horn."
Julianne Still Thrift, President of Salem College



William @ 12/04/2001 12:45:00 AM +

"I prefer to see more phallic symbols on campus because we should have the freedom to put them wherever we like."
Matt Liddle, acting head of the art dept. of Western Carolina University



William @ 12/04/2001 12:41:00 AM +