Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"Oh, no! Safari Barbie has malaria!"
Ashley, talking about one of her old Barbie dolls



William @ 4/25/2001 03:29:00 PM +

"Well, I was speaking one thing, and talking about something else...."
Ashley, again



William @ 4/25/2001 01:42:00 AM +

"That's because you f*** wit' dem Siberian Husky b****es...the kind you have to feed with a motherf****** slingshot."
one of the kitchen workers standing behind Ham's



William @ 4/25/2001 01:40:00 AM +

"I figured Salem owed me a bag of peach gummies."
Ashley



William @ 4/25/2001 01:38:00 AM +

Thursday, April 19

"[Science fiction] does not flatter me."
Ashley Miller



William @ 4/19/2001 10:44:00 PM +

"It's a little on the slutty side, but the music's worth it."
Johnnie Mickel, discussing the "Goin' South" compilation CD cover



William @ 4/19/2001 02:38:00 PM +

Monday, April 9

"Honey...ME CLAZY! DEEZ NOT ALTOIDS! DEEZE RITHIUM!!"
me making fun of a woman who used to live in my neighborhood and did very strange things



William @ 4/09/2001 03:44:00 PM +

"We're just waiting on that handicapped boy."
one of the church leaders in a group picture, commenting on Ryan (whose arm is in a splint because he fell off the back of my car when I realized he was on there and stopped rapidly)



William @ 4/09/2001 03:39:00 PM +

Wednesday, April 4

"'G' as in 'gonads.'"
My idiot roommate



William @ 4/04/2001 06:37:00 PM +