Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"You mean to tell me that Salem College, an all-girl school, has both an Upper and Lower Pleasure Ground? That's just sick."
Me, asking Ashley about a flyer on her dorm's door



William @ 5/07/2001 10:13:00 PM +

"What's wrong with wearing clothes?"
Victoria Smith, while looking at a catalog for obscenely small bathing suits



William @ 5/07/2001 10:04:00 PM +

"It's easier to type than use a pen."
Some moronic pop star named "Brittney" in her song "IM Me"



William @ 5/07/2001 09:59:00 PM +

"Please, God, help me with my Religion."
Ashley, praying for academic intervention



William @ 5/07/2001 09:51:00 PM +

"I hope they pay her more than minimum wage to say that she's our 'Guest Service Representative.' I mean, it's not like she makes travel reservations for us or anything."
Ashley, in Fuddrucker's



William @ 5/07/2001 09:48:00 PM +

"It was a strange sound, much like that of an electronic mouse being stepped on."
Me, talking about a weird computer-related error noise.



William @ 5/07/2001 09:46:00 PM +