"You can't ask for too much, because then he'll be gay."
Ashley Miller, discussing men
"Well, there never seemed an appropriate point in the conversation about William's fatness to interject that my brother was gay."
Ashley Miller
"Well, you shouldn't have had that 2nd soda."
"It wasn't that 2nd one so much as the 3rd one that put me over the top."
My sister and I, discussing my need to go to the bathroom
"Disgruntled the Girraffe says 'You suck!'"
Me, insulting Amanda Cole at pool, with the help of a girraffe hand puppet
