Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"No, don't wake me up yet. I haven't pelted them with mini chicken biscuits yet."
Ashley, while in a dream-like state and not fully awake



William @ 2/28/2002 10:48:00 PM +

"Look, they made a credit card for 11. That's how much it sucks."
Jessica Walshaw, discussing the Final Fantasy game series



William @ 2/28/2002 10:45:00 PM +

Monday, February 18

"Blow...cocks!"
A footnote in my copy of King Lear, for which the actual text is:
Blow, wind, and crack your cheeks! Rage, blow
You cataracts and hurricaines, spout
Till you have drenched the steeples, drowned the cocks!



William @ 2/18/2002 05:48:00 PM +

Sunday, February 17

Girl 1: "Go get a gay movie."
Girl 2: "Like you?"
2 high-school or younger girls in Blockbuster



William @ 2/17/2002 06:15:00 PM +

Wednesday, February 13

"We from th' hood. Ev'ything look good to us."
one of the "Cash Money Millionares"



William @ 2/13/2002 10:06:00 PM +

Tuesday, February 12

"I hope that's not a rape whistle. Nope, they're always much shriller."
Zach Hall, who threatened to spread rumors if I quoted him



William @ 2/12/2002 12:37:00 AM +

Friday, February 1

Girl: "Oh, no! My thighs hurt already!"
Guy: "That's 'cause you've been doing too much booty-grindin', girl."
2 probably-drunk people on pledge night walking past my dorm



William @ 2/01/2002 11:52:00 PM +