Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"Ryan, if you have rolls, I have bundt cakes."
Ryan and I, discussing our weight gain.



William @ 4/26/2002 06:28:00 PM +

Tuesday, April 23

"It's as long as it is wide to get to Barnes & Noble."
Ryan's profound driving logic, which resulted in untold extra minutes listening to his "Crappy Music Mix" CD



William @ 4/23/2002 04:12:00 PM +

Friday, April 12

Ryan: "Humidity isn't really conducive to good smells."
Me: "Unless you're inside a cake."



William @ 4/12/2002 03:57:00 PM +

Saturday, April 6

"If you're really nice, they never expect the knee to the crotch."
Sara Dziejma, discussing men



William @ 4/06/2002 08:50:00 PM +

Thursday, April 4

"He's the Karen Carpenter of hamsters."
Me, referring to my new best friend, George the Escape-Artist Hamster



William @ 4/04/2002 12:38:00 AM +

Monday, April 1

"You dirty, you skanky, you foul, you f, o...you know da ress'!"
Some idiot on Jerry Springer



William @ 4/01/2002 12:18:00 PM +