Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"Thank you for pumping with us."
gas station pump marquee



William @ 8/29/2002 09:56:00 AM +

"I'm no gay hairdresser, but even I know that's too much."
Johnnie Mickel, discussing eye makeup

"If you're going to call me a racist, at least roll the 'r.'"
Ryan

William: "Ryan, how come your fart smells like potatoes?"
Ryan: "I think it's my leftover food."

"OK, let's talk about the biological reasons your heart can't talk."
Ashley

"Your grasp of the obvious is stunning."
Greg Topolski



William @ 8/29/2002 09:55:00 AM +

Ryan: You should've named it something like "Jeeves Butler Fauntleroy XVIII."
William: How is that a hamster name?
Ryan and I, discussing hamster names



William @ 8/29/2002 12:18:00 AM +

Thursday, August 22

"There's rats in there eating your cheese! Who are you going to be mad at? The rats? Or are you going to be mad at the cheese?"
Statesville High School principal Teddy Millsaps, incomprehensible as usual



William @ 8/22/2002 07:07:00 PM +

Wednesday, August 7

"Shut up, I can't hear myself drink."
Cheri Oteri, on SNL



William @ 8/07/2002 11:57:00 PM +