Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"Awww, it got all healthy...."
me, after dropping a crumb of oatmeal cookie into my vegetable soup bowl



William @ 9/19/2002 09:53:00 PM +

Amanda: "Why do you judge people so much? You're not God! Remember in the Bible where it says 'Thou shalt not judge'?"
Me: "I believe it says 'Judge not, lest ye be judged.'"
Amanda: "Well, whatever, I haven't read the Bible."
Sad, isn't it? I live with this every day.



William @ 9/19/2002 09:53:00 PM +

Tuesday, September 3

"God gave you two feet, a hand, and somewhere to walk."
"I know I'm qualified to be mayor, because I don't think I'm a genius."
"Well, I don't believe in that word 'set-up.'"
Washington D.C. mayoral candidate Ossie Thorpe



William @ 9/03/2002 11:21:00 PM +

Sunday, September 1

"No, please don't. I've clenched my buttocks."
Ashley, trying to avoid a wedgie



William @ 9/01/2002 10:22:00 PM +