Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"No one should chuckle quietly at breasts."
Ryan, talking about a scary guy in the Japanese department



William @ 1/31/2002 12:40:00 AM +

"You can't get much more funky than 'Dookie.'"
Dre, from Outkast, on Leno



William @ 1/31/2002 12:37:00 AM +

Tuesday, January 29

"Why would you hit a special child?"
some kitchen staff guy at Ham's



William @ 1/29/2002 12:34:00 AM +

Wednesday, January 16

"If someone tells you it's straight night at a gay bar, it aint true."
Kris Norris, of course



William @ 1/16/2002 12:45:00 PM +

"Funny how your brain mushes these things together like some sort of badly-conceived and oddly colored smoothie."
Stephanie Furr, discussing dreams.



William @ 1/16/2002 12:44:00 PM +

Tuesday, January 15

ScreenName1: do you prefer coffee or whatnot?


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Auto response from ScreenName2: Whatnot. Definitely whatnot.


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ScreenName1: ah...me too.
ScreenName1: coffee sucks
ScreenName1: buttocks.
Someone out there is clever



William @ 1/15/2002 12:35:00 PM +

Monday, January 7

"Layaway is for leather jackets, and couches you can't afford."
Ryan, going further from sanity



William @ 1/07/2002 11:05:00 PM +

Me: "I'm putting important things into the whas-name."
[Ryan bursts into maniacal laughter]
Me: "What's wrong?"
Ryan: "I...just got better."
I think Ryan's losing his mind.



William @ 1/07/2002 11:03:00 PM +

"I'm going to go cry into that hair extension."
Ryan, mistaking the identity of a part of my Scottish costume for hair weave



William @ 1/07/2002 10:58:00 PM +