Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"Just lure him into the lucrative sulfuric acid manufacturing business, 'accidentally' throw him into a vat during a romantic moonlight stroll across the factory catwalks one night after everyone's gone home, and you're set."
Ryan's evil plan for women to get rich without doing anything



William @ 5/29/2002 11:41:00 PM +

"If there is the potential that I will appear on TV as the butt of an intern joke, I don't want to look bumpkin-esque."
Ryan worries too much about his internship



William @ 5/29/2002 11:34:00 PM +

Wednesday, May 8

"Of course people live there. There are cars, and curtains, and babies out front."
Ashley, listing her qualifications for a residence



William @ 5/08/2002 10:27:00 PM +

"You should feel a vibrato in your nether-regions."
Ryan, describing indications of flatulence



William @ 5/08/2002 10:26:00 PM +

"Slashing begins promptly at 10:00 AM."
car commercial



William @ 5/08/2002 10:25:00 PM +

"She's not exactly the sharpest penny in the lemonade."
Ryan, discussing his comm. professor



William @ 5/08/2002 02:46:00 PM +

Friday, May 3

"I don't want to send you away a loser."
"I think Mother Nature beat you to it."
John-Boy & Billy (in that order), speaking to the Dumbest Contestant Ever.



William @ 5/03/2002 02:42:00 PM +

Wednesday, May 1

"Easy Diet & Natural Viagra"
some poster on a phone poll on Stratford Rd., a main thoroughfare



William @ 5/01/2002 02:10:00 AM +

"Problems are better if you share them with friends. Even painful, burning feminine itch."
some scary commercial



William @ 5/01/2002 02:10:00 AM +