Note: This is a backlog of quotes overheard during the site renovation.
�If I did blow up, I wouldn't care.�
some girl in Ham's
�That's a shirt. No, wait, that goes on the bottom half.�
my grandfather at Christmas
Aunt Joanne: �If I was still smoking today, I wouldn't be alive.�
Uncle Jerry: �No, if you weren't alive today, you'd be smoking.�
�I knew that, but I didn't know it.�
my grandfather, again
�I have a new-found respect for the boys that stand on the wall and protect my little monkeys.�
a girl named Hank on Blind Date
�I wear the mask of a smiley face.�
some guy on The 5th Wheel
�There are bees upon me, and they are stinging my bottom.�
some guy with misaligned eyebrows on The 5th Wheel
�Ralph says, during an argument, Karen hit him with a Big Mac.�
announcer on Judge Judy
�Well, if you lived with a guy with tape on his eyes, you'd be dramatic, too.�
defendant on Judge Joe Brown discussing her paranoid/schizophrenic renter
Ashley: �You can't just hire some midget to be your henchman.�
Zach: �You're such a racist, William.�
�I mean, boobs won't get your car clean.�
me, of course
�Heads Up this could easily cause customer problem is ALL Associates are not aware of the issue.�
heading on a memo from Jack Sydell, District manager for Office Max
�Extension chords�
cabinet label
�...so I'd just be sitting there and he'd come along and start banging my reflexes.�
Ashley
Ryan: �I hope they're married.�
Me: �I hope they die.�
