"How do you guys know all this stuff?"
"It's simple. [Nerds] don't really get laid, so they have time to take interest in all this kind of stuff."
My co-worker Chuck, explaining how nerds and geeks know all the stuff they do
Morgan: "Good cocoa, isn't it?"
Adam: "I wouldn't know. I switched to gin five minutes ago."
X-Play hosts Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler, doing their best to be cheery TV personalities during their "Non-Denominational Holiday Gift Guide"
"The trooper told me he clocked me at 80. But when he asked me what my speedometer was reading, the first thing I thought was 'Well actually, I was going 88 because that's the fastest my cruise control can go' but I don't think that would have been the best thing."
Talking about my experience with the highway patrol earlier this evening
"I could put a dead baby in a Pop-Tarts box, tape it closed, and they'd ship it without asking any questions."
Ryan, complimenting the United States Post Office
"The music was definitely hard and somewhat dark, but I personally could understand too many words sung to consider this hardcore."
A DJ reviewing the band Project 86
