Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"I don't know if I've ever seen any licking going on down there before."
Ashley's mom



William @ 2/26/2004 11:54:00 PM +

"Well, that's just typical sibling evilry."
Ashley, discussing how Ryan would push his sister down the stairs



William @ 2/26/2004 01:14:00 AM +

Wednesday, February 25

"I couldn't decide [to go to the state wrestling tournament], but I fell asleep while trying to decide, so ultimately I guess I decided not to go."
Me, in a conversation with Catie



Kevin Sanders @ 2/25/2004 09:45:00 PM +

Monday, February 23

"I'm on a search and rescue misison to find a box of Ziplocs."
Me, looking in the Rubbermaid tubs full of kitchen stuff due to kitchen remodeling



Kevin Sanders @ 2/23/2004 08:04:00 PM +

"She's pretty hot... for a Spanish textbook."
Me, referring to a girl in my Spanish II textbook



Kevin Sanders @ 2/23/2004 04:51:00 PM +

"That's the problem with America. We keep feeding our idiots and allowing them to reproduce."
me



William @ 2/23/2004 02:41:00 AM +

Friday, February 20

"I don't really feel like talking about whale penises right now."
My Spanish II teacher during a class discussion



Kevin Sanders @ 2/20/2004 02:47:00 PM +

"Then I walked by a trash can and a squirrel came out."
my friend Rochelle, discussing her day



William @ 2/20/2004 12:23:00 PM +

Monday, February 16

"I wanted to ride in an ambulance with the lights and everything, but instead I got the backseat of an '89 Corolla."
Genius, explaining the first moments of his "appendix explosion"



Kevin Sanders @ 2/16/2004 08:15:00 PM +

Thursday, February 12

"He's shaking his big, angry nose at me."
Ashley, while playing Operation



William @ 2/12/2004 10:16:00 PM +

"I didn't know what I was doing on the test, so I just did abba cadabba."
"Abba cadabba?"
"Yeah, it's where you don't really care and bubble in A then B then B then A so the ScanTron sheet spells out ABBA CADABBA."
Randy, discussing his Government test-taking strategies



Kevin Sanders @ 2/12/2004 04:03:00 PM +

Friday, February 6

"Back then, extra-marital affairs were scandalous. Now it's just what everyone does."
My Government teacher, explaining an old form of blackmail



Kevin Sanders @ 2/06/2004 02:20:00 PM +

Thursday, February 5

"One of the twins is out of the car seat!"
Al Roker, discussing Janet Jackson's booby slip incident



William @ 2/05/2004 12:24:00 PM +

"I buy others before me."
Ashley



William @ 2/05/2004 12:07:00 AM +

Tuesday, February 3

"It doesn't bother me that he's a cheerleader, or that he's gay... it's just that he cheers like a girl."
An anonymous person at the game tonight



Kevin Sanders @ 2/03/2004 11:48:00 PM +

"If you're ahead, shut up and stay there."
"Dean should have listened to that one."
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Kevin Sanders @ 2/03/2004 02:31:00 PM +