Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"I can feel your look of puzzlement through the phone."
"No, not Apocalypse Now, Deliverance! That was movie I was thinking of!"
Ashley, being her usual Jessica Simpson self



William @ 3/28/2004 10:11:00 PM +

Tuesday, March 23

"OK, it's time for cocktails!"
Last thing I remember hearing from the anesthesiologist before waking up in a totally different room after surgery



Kevin Sanders @ 3/23/2004 08:37:00 PM +

Thursday, March 18

"I'm an idiot."
"You're not an idiot... your actions just weren't smart."
Discussion between Danielle and I about my outrageously-priced cell phone repair



Kevin Sanders @ 3/18/2004 05:27:00 PM +

Friday, March 12

"Sounds like the Cadillac of scoring programs."
Matt, speaking of the proposed new track meet scoring software



Kevin Sanders @ 3/12/2004 11:47:00 PM +

Friday, March 5

"This sounds more like porno music than warm-up music."
Me, criticizing Ted the assistant activities director about his basketball music selections



Kevin Sanders @ 3/05/2004 10:52:00 PM +

Thursday, March 4

"I'm paying tuition... I'm going to ask all the questions I want!"
Dustin, discussing whether or not asking questions during class in college is rude



Kevin Sanders @ 3/04/2004 12:16:00 AM +

"Looks like [Officer] Stein's about to pistol-whip the next kid that does cartwheels on the floor."
Said when students were doing cartwheels on the playing floor during halftime



Kevin Sanders @ 3/04/2004 12:14:00 AM +