Quotes!
Thursday, February 26
"I don't know if I've ever seen any licking going on down there before."
Ashley's mom
William
@ 2/26/2004 11:54:00 PM +
"Well, that's just typical sibling evilry."
Ashley, discussing how Ryan would push his sister down the stairs
William
@ 2/26/2004 01:14:00 AM +
Wednesday, February 25
"I couldn't decide [to go to the state wrestling tournament], but I fell asleep while trying to decide, so ultimately I guess I decided not to go."
Me, in a conversation with Catie
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/25/2004 09:45:00 PM +
Monday, February 23
"I'm on a search and rescue misison to find a box of Ziplocs."
Me, looking in the Rubbermaid tubs full of kitchen stuff due to kitchen remodeling
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/23/2004 08:04:00 PM +
"She's pretty hot... for a Spanish textbook."
Me, referring to a girl in my Spanish II textbook
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/23/2004 04:51:00 PM +
"That's the problem with America. We keep feeding our idiots and allowing them to reproduce."
me
William
@ 2/23/2004 02:41:00 AM +
Friday, February 20
"I don't really feel like talking about whale penises right now."
My Spanish II teacher during a class discussion
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/20/2004 02:47:00 PM +
"Then I walked by a trash can and a squirrel came out."
my friend Rochelle, discussing her day
William
@ 2/20/2004 12:23:00 PM +
Monday, February 16
"I wanted to ride in an ambulance with the lights and everything, but instead I got the backseat of an '89 Corolla."
Genius, explaining the first moments of his "appendix explosion"
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/16/2004 08:15:00 PM +
Thursday, February 12
"He's shaking his big, angry nose at me."
Ashley, while playing Operation
William
@ 2/12/2004 10:16:00 PM +
"I didn't know what I was doing on the test, so I just did abba cadabba."
"Abba cadabba?"
"Yeah, it's where you don't really care and bubble in A then B then B then A so the ScanTron sheet spells out ABBA CADABBA."
Randy, discussing his Government test-taking strategies
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/12/2004 04:03:00 PM +
Friday, February 6
"Back then, extra-marital affairs were scandalous. Now it's just what everyone does."
My Government teacher, explaining an old form of blackmail
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/06/2004 02:20:00 PM +
Thursday, February 5
"One of the twins is out of the car seat!"
Al Roker, discussing Janet Jackson's booby slip incident
William
@ 2/05/2004 12:24:00 PM +
"I buy others before me."
Ashley
William
@ 2/05/2004 12:07:00 AM +
Tuesday, February 3
"It doesn't bother me that he's a cheerleader, or that he's gay... it's just that he cheers like a girl."
An anonymous person at the game tonight
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/03/2004 11:48:00 PM +
"If you're ahead, shut up and stay there."
"Dean should have listened to that one."
Posts on a quote thread
Kevin Sanders
@ 2/03/2004 02:31:00 PM +