Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"We put zip-ties on all the lockers this morning at 5:30 AM, but the janitors cut them all off before people got to school."
"Yeah, just picture this: Butch, our one-armed janitor cutting off all the zip-ties early this morning. You made a lot of hard work for him."
"(pause) Yeah, but we worked hard too."
Discussion in Senior English about yesterday's senior prank attempt



Kevin Sanders @ 4/28/2004 09:59:00 PM +

"The wall... is the wall of reality."
A poetic interpretation referring to the ending of Grendel



Kevin Sanders @ 4/28/2004 02:32:00 PM +

Tuesday, April 20

"Can you plead insanity [in court] for parking tickets?"
Jeff, asking a somewhat good question in Government



Kevin Sanders @ 4/20/2004 01:29:00 PM +

Friday, April 16

"Yeah, but you think everyone and everything is hot. You'd even think this microphone is hot."
"No, because you don't see that I'm humping the microphone, do you?"
"That's only because we're in the room."
Discussion between Hoff and I at the track meet tonight



Kevin Sanders @ 4/16/2004 12:05:00 AM +

Saturday, April 3

"My parents never gave me 'the talk.' They just let cable TV do the job."
Yours truly



Kevin Sanders @ 4/03/2004 07:04:00 PM +

Friday, April 2

"You know I don't care for retarded persons."
Ryan himself



William @ 4/02/2004 09:30:00 PM +