Kevin: "I don't know anything about bed sizes [in the dorms]... are they like king size or something? Or is king really big?"
Larissa: "It's a really little bed. For one person. And you need extra-long sheets. If you go to Bed Bath and Beyond they have special dorm room sheets."
Kevin: "Hell no I'm not shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond. I'll walk out of there with like pretty-smelling soap and shampoos and then I'll forget to buy bedsheets."
"No one around me has, weirdly, said anything stupid in a while."
Ryan, our fearless leader of quotations on why there's been nothing new in this space for a while
