Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"How do you know it's God talking to you?"
Joe, talking to the campus pastor about meditation during class



Kevin Sanders @ 4/28/2005 03:33:00 PM +

Wednesday, April 27

"Monkeys could spread crap on the walls and it would look better than it is now."
About upcoming Nielsen Hall renovations



Kevin Sanders @ 4/27/2005 01:51:00 AM +

Monday, April 25

"People love to tell me how big a place they could get in their town for the price of my studio apartment in New York City. Listen, if I really wanted a four-story townhouse with private pool, I'd live in Omaha."
Aaron Karo, Ruminations #24



Sharon @ 4/25/2005 05:24:00 PM +

Thursday, April 21

"Sweetie, if you want to be able to tell him how to spend his money, date him."
My dear sister, talking about a mutual friend of ours



Sharon @ 4/21/2005 06:24:00 PM +

Thursday, April 14

"Whoever was smoking weed in that storage room over there... uh, don't do that anymore."
Ross, at a hall meeting, going over policies one more time



Kevin Sanders @ 4/14/2005 10:27:00 PM +

Tuesday, April 5

"And the moral of the story, boys and girls, is that if you hit Sharon's arm, you don't get to hit it in any other way."
Me, talking about a bad date I'd had



Sharon @ 4/05/2005 09:41:00 PM +

Monday, April 4

"That is so gross. (brief pause) That is the greatest!"
Jess, commenting on a practical joke seen on TV



Kevin Sanders @ 4/04/2005 03:13:00 AM +

Sunday, April 3

"That's OK. I got sidetracked because I had to fart really bad."
Tim Hall, who is very easily distracted



William @ 4/03/2005 04:11:00 PM +

Ashley: "She [Britney Spears] looks trashy."
Johnnie: "Well, what do you expect? She's from Alabama."
Todd: "You mean Mississippi."
Ashley: "No. Louisiana."
William: "Whatever. They're all just as bad."



William @ 4/03/2005 04:09:00 PM +

"Audrey wants to know if she can put a purple toilet in our yard and have you pay to have it removed."
Amanda Veazey



William @ 4/03/2005 04:08:00 PM +