Whitney: Why would I need desk room? Kevin: [To do] HOMEWORK Whitney: It's called your LAP or BED Kevin: You want to do homework in the bed huh? Add me and you and subtract the clothes? Discussing computers and desk room
"I don't mean to sound like an alarmist, but that table over there emits a harp-like twanging sound every few minutes." me, describing an unusual noise at a local Atlanta Bread Company
"So I thought that Thursday would be perfect for dinner, except for the fact that I'm supposed to be in the park screaming at a man with a piano." Laura, on plans to see Ben Folds in Prospect Park