"Ryan Adams is releasing three albums this year - one of them a double LP. That's just... er, wow. I think he's turned into the alt-country version of Stephen King!"
My Friend Megan on this year's record releases
"When his brother is on, the show is really just two guys commisserating about how their shrewish wives won't sleep with them. It's like Everybody Loves Raymond with popstars!!"
My friend Catherine, commenting on MTV's Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica
Sharon: I've done so much walking in the last two days you're going to be able to bounce a quarter off of my ass pretty soon.
Laura: Hello to the imagery!