Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"You're like the human equivalent of the container store!"

-The Intern, upon hearing my organizational routines.



Sharon @ 6/21/2007 02:16:00 PM +

Tuesday, June 12

"Every time she sings, angels die." - Still Standing



Sharon @ 6/12/2007 09:33:00 PM +

Thursday, May 31

"Man, that guy knew how to be a douche to strangers on the Internet."



William @ 5/31/2007 05:09:00 PM +

Tuesday, May 29

"You, like, totally make easy tests when I study and hard ones when I haven't."
overheard in a summer school English class



William @ 5/29/2007 03:22:00 PM +

Tuesday, May 22

"I've never had any strange reactions [to medications], except that one rash."
Amanda Veazey



William @ 5/22/2007 09:44:00 PM +

Tuesday, September 26

"It is a rare breed of people that can look past the obvious marketing challenges of a drag queen/crackhead male escort love story, and can succeed in turning it into a national bestseller" --Josh Kilmer-Purcell, author of I Am Not Myself These Days



Sharon @ 9/26/2006 01:52:00 PM +

Monday, July 31

"Hey, you could make store-bought sunglasses out of this...."
My father, upon realizing that the bag Nilla wafers come in is semitransparent and reflective.



William @ 7/31/2006 10:18:00 PM +

"And they'd be like 'What's wrong with you? What's that you're holding? Are you insane?' and I'd be like 'Yes, yes, and a rusty Japanese sword.'"
My sister, discussing a plausible conversation between her friends and herself after relating a story of chasing neighborhood children off the lawn with a family heirloom



William @ 7/31/2006 10:17:00 PM +

Wednesday, December 7

"The name for the vaginal lips is 'labia,' not 'Libya.'"
an LJ friend lectures on anatomy



Sharon @ 12/07/2005 11:03:00 PM +

Tuesday, December 6

"Dammit, it's a marker. Markers shouldn't have a website!"
My sister, on Crayola's new marketing techniques



Sharon @ 12/06/2005 11:57:00 AM +