Quotes!
Things We Heard (or Said)

"The name for the vaginal lips is 'labia,' not 'Libya.'"
an LJ friend lectures on anatomy



Sharon @ 12/07/2005 11:03:00 PM +

Tuesday, December 6

"Dammit, it's a marker. Markers shouldn't have a website!"
My sister, on Crayola's new marketing techniques



Sharon @ 12/06/2005 11:57:00 AM +

Monday, December 5

"I gave it [a book] to Ellen, assuming she got the package. If not, I gave it to a random Italian family."
Amanda Veazey, discussing a care package sent to a relative staying in Italy



William @ 12/05/2005 10:46:00 PM +

"What about me says 'tell me about your friend who has genital warts?'"
A co-worker named Jay



William @ 12/05/2005 10:45:00 PM +

"There was a report on NPR today about how the George Forman Grill has revolutionized homeless living."
Oren Ralph



William @ 12/05/2005 10:45:00 PM +

"William, stop doing that. You're scaring everyone drinking a martini, which is everyone in here."
My cousin, attempting to spoil my fun



William @ 12/05/2005 10:43:00 PM +